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Kingswood Kranium

Date: Mon, 22 May 1995 16:33:08 GMT
Subject: Kingswood Kranium

Date: Mon, 22 May 1995 10:49:36 -0400 (EDT)
From: Directory of E-Journals <edirect>
Subject: Kingswood Kranium
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Welcome to Kingswood Kranium, your one-stop Web Site for the strange,
the unbelievable, the blatantly untrue. Though many visitors may be
unfamiliar with the specific workings of the human brain, rest assured
that only the pretense of any actual knowledge is required here. The
fact that you have reached this Site (a complex process involving
letters and punctuation, we're told) is evidence that you're probably
too smart to be here in the first place. But enough about you, on with
the specifics.

SYNAPSES [graphic]

You may wish to begin with Synapses, short bursts of unrelated,
unreliable, and irrelevant observations and factoids designed to
perplex, puzzle, and yes, maybe even undo years of expensive formal
education. As always, we hope to entertain you, but we will settle for
making your neurons spontaneously combust. And when you think about it,
what's more entertaining than that?

OPTIC NERVE [graphic]

Crank up your baud rate for the Optic Nerve, a visual link to strange
and wonderful photos and drawings accompanied by captions that may or
may not have the least thing to do with each other. We can only hope.

GRAY MATTER [graphic]

Take a scamper through our Gray Matter to find out just what's on our
alleged minds this week. Ever have an annoying word or thought go
through your mind all day long? Unless it's a serious and complicated
mental anomaly, we can probably help out by suggesting more benign
substitutes. Go ahead. What have you got to lose? You're probably
mental anyway! Our hope, as always, is to instruct and entertain, but we
will settle for making you ashamed to share our species.


Well, that's Kingswood Kranium. Please feel free to let us know what
you think of it (unless you really, really hate it, of course--we've got
feelings, you know), and we hope you'll be coming backagain.

Please send comments, questions and suggestions to our

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Original posting date: 
Sunday, July 30, 1995
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